Only at WALMART

12 10 2006

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her Two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, “Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart …. Nicechildren you’ve got there – are they twins?” The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, “Hell no they ain’t, theoldest one, he’s 9 and the younger one, she’s 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins?…….. Do you really think they look alike?” “No”, replies the greeter, “I just couldn’t believe you got laid twice!”
Mood of the moment ~ Trip prep
Tune of the Moment ~ Turn the page – Metallica
What’s for supper ~ Pork Tenderloin, smashed potatoes and broccoli salad

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