Weather Warnings

5 02 2010

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You can keep the pen

4 02 2010

Even though I’m a Coors Light guy this is pretty damned funny.





A bit late to the H1N1 Party

1 02 2010




Socialnomics

21 01 2010




Hovercraft Schmovercraft

16 12 2009

So HRM Council couldn’t move on the Hovercraft proposal that would allow folks from Bedford to zip into downtown. A project brought forward by an entrepreneur on his dime. Nope Council spent most of their time debating a driveway in the Mayor’s neighborhood.

Not that I was a big fan of the Hovercraft project (I’m waiting for the Simpson Monorail) but it’s yet another shining example of our dim witted Mayor and his minions.

I swear this city is driving me to drink.





Are you ready?

16 12 2009

Don’t you hate getting asked that at the holidays?

Shopping all done?

Hard to find gifts found?

Run completely ragged?

More or less yes I am but how about you?

Take some time and ENJOY your family and friends this year.





Theory of Intelligence

9 12 2009

‘Well  you see, Norm, it’s like this . . . A herd of  buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest  buffalo; and when the herd is hunted, it is the  slowest and weakest ones at the back that are  killed first. This natural selection is good for  the herd as a whole, because the general speed and  health of the whole group keeps  improving by the  regular killing of the weakest members. In much  the same way, the human brain can only operate as  fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know,  excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But
naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest  brain cells first.  In this way, regular  consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain  cells, making the brain a faster and more  efficient machine.

And that, Normie, is why you always feel smarter after a few  beers.’